1. The moment of truth

  2. Good morning

  3. I feel like all you have to do to appear slightly villainous is draw one eyebrow higher than the other.

  4. Testament to my intelligence: That last tweet was supposed to accompany the picture of me needing desperately to brush my hair.


  5. Just used the ATM at Chase bank, where the screen invited me to join them in celebrating LGBT Pride month, tag line ‘just be you’. Meanwhile, chase bank is actively seeking out and closing the bank accounts of those working in the adult industry. And also, meanwhile, chase bank is really just a giant institution whose purpose is in no way connected to sex or the finicky-subjective-hazy moral regulation of such, and I’m finding it strange that the financial institution is trying to attract media attention surrounding its various feelings about sex. Because its just fucking sex and who cares what you feel about it one way or another if its not your sex.

  6. Look! I remembered to put boobs in.


  7. I read somewhere a few years ago that one of the more respected American colleges chose snooki to speak over Maya Angelou, and also paid her more than they’d paid Angelou in previous years.
    This is a good case for atheism because any sort of all-knowing omnipotent thing would have likely wiped us out over something like that.

  8. Someone told me to take pictures of the homework. I hope this knocks their socks off.

  9. This is not a boob either. I’m off my game.

  10. Took this picture out at the horse ranch. Just liked it. I promise my next shot will be boobs or something relevant.