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You know what happens when I see pictures of myself lately? I wonder whatever happened to those shoes. Also, that piece that Nerve posted with me in the turquoise sweatshirt made me realize I lost my favorite sweatshirt. And now I’m sitting here topless because I can’t find the shirt I put on this morning. Don’t know why I bother.
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I did one today, as you may have noticed, because I shoved it down the social media throat. I did one when the Nekrogoblikon video came out as well, and I had a lot of fun with it—which was why I wanted to do it again.
Because people were just interesting and cool to joke with. We had conversations about hypothetical dinosaur conversations, and such.
Same reason I stuck to Formspring for as long as I did, even though Formspring flopped long before I gave it up.
Same reason I liked Hipinion.
The fact is I generally ignore the internet (which I refuse to capitalize. It’s too general a thing now to deserve proper noun status). Yes, I post on Twitter and Tumblr, and my blog, and I check emails and WebMD when I think that I’m dying like everybody else.. but I’m not a surfer. I don’t go outside of my very small and very controlled internet circle. I don’t travel.
So occasionally, when I’m asked to do something that would be otherwise considered work—a promotional Reddit thread, for example—I am pleasantly surprised to find that it is actually an enjoyable thing in it’s own right. It gives me a glimpse of what people like so much about the internet, and how one might get lost on it.
Today’s Reddit started early. My bad. I don’t know how to work these things and I wanted to have it scheduled for 5pm as I’d promoted, but suddenly it was live at 2:32 and I figured, Fuck it, I’ll just go with it. And I did, until a little past 7.
And then here’s what happened: Around 7 I opened an email from a dear friend who mentioned that my last Reddit had been written off as a PR job by a professional writer and I’d been essentially called a fraud. No one even sort of gave me the benefit of the doubt, or thought to think that no pornstar ever has used a “professional writer” for anything, ever. Granted, some have had other people write things for them, but it has never happened at the level that a professional writer would actually write. Jenna Jameson excluded, of course. I understand that her book was ghost written, and it was readable, so she’s an exception. But aside from her, this “professional writer” thing does not happen for us. Porn is not a well oiled machine. Even if it were, there is no budget for these things.
Anyway what happened is this friend sent me the link proving that no one believed I did my last AMA myself (http://www.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/zqcao/kayden_kross_iama_a_pr_job/)
and when I clicked through and read it I got pissed and signed off early. Five hours of redditing (can I verb it?) was a lot, but I’d intended to go all the way through. Straight to 9pm, as advertised. I’d intended to go all the way through, anyway, until I saw that link and it became futile feeling and just ended the thing and logged off.
But now I’ve read a follow up email from the dear friend. He told me to find the compliment in it. My spelling and grammar is so non-wrong that no one can believe a pornstar created such sentences.
And also, some good has come out of this. Because I’m officially for hire as a “Professional Writer” for anyone running a PR train on Reddit.
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This is my AMA proof that it’s me. And also my proof that I’ve forgotten how to take a picture.
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Day 8. Tumblr has become my unofficial baby-weight-loss journal. I’m actually only about 5 lbs above where I started, but then again I started with a lot of long since atrophied muscle, so it just throws everything off. Plus, the boobs. The boobs throw everything off. The day I’m allowed to work out again will be a glorious one.
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I have measured it and I am one inch from having cleavage without even pushing them together. This is the most math I have done today.
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Four days after giving birth I’m already back to competing with the torso of a mannequin… My boobs are better but I’ve lost ground to his abs.
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