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buckinup asked: So, from the bunny's perspective, is it more embarrassing than usual to get bunny eared in a photo, or is it befuddling, wondering what the big deal is, as everyone should have long beautiful ears?
I think from the bunny’s perspective she like not to be held in a way that accents the presence of her double-chin. Or held at all, for that matter.
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everyhinggoes asked: Just wanted to say I love your blog
Thank you! And now that we are all aware that blogger is an asshole and changed its terms of service and deleted my blog, and that they don’t have a phone number or a place to go to retrieve, say, five years of sentimentally valuable content, I’d like everyone to know it’s just about back up, minus a lot of aforementioned valuable content. But not all of it. I will be posting fresh blogs again soon.
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I go from photo 1 to photo 2 with relative ease and efficiency.
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You had me at “hello”.
Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.
I’ll have what she’s having.
Say “hello” to my little friend.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Who’s on first.
I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.
I’m ready for my close-up.
Show me the money!
Here’s looking at you, kid.
You know how to whistle, don’t you steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
Is it safe?
Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?
If you build it, he will come.
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I reach for the door, 7 months pregnant. 5 skateboarder dudes use it as an opportunity to walk through. One thanks me for holding the door. He also looks at my ass. He looks like a 12 year old with a heavy mustache and no other discernible facial hair. It strikes me as strange, the facial hair.
In line a 19 year old chick cuts in front of me. I mention it. She steps back behind, clearly upset by the whole thing. I am not. She’s a punk. I feel like saying, “kids these days”, and also mentioning that I wear less eyeliner than her, which is obvious in this moment. But what I mean is, I wear less eye liner always, and I work on porn sets.
I order a tea and an ice water, because nothing beats ice water anymore. After the product has been paid for, and as it is being presented to me in the flesh, she says, “oh my god, do they serve ice water here?”
I tell her no, because I don’t believe her power of deductive reasoning is strong enough to call me a liar.
There is one chair available, sort of. A kid has spread his stuff in a way that makes it a hard read on whether the seat is available. I ask him, “is this chair available or are you saving it.”
He looks at me blankly as he tries to comprehend our common language. After a moment he says, “yes.”
Further clarification yields me a chair.
I sit down. I am 7 months pregnant. I know I am visible. I just know it. Either way a kid almost sits on me. I speak up. He apologizes. He didn’t see me there, he says. His bangs are in his face. Justin Beibers hair has really messed up a lot of people. I ache to tell him that there is a more current, more practical beiber hairstyle, but I don’t. I don’t want people to know that I know that.
A kid passes me, sees the ice water and double takes. He asks me where I got it. I leave.
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