jsellers72 asked:

In almost all fiction where someone lives forever, they tend to always be wealthy and have almost unlimited resources. Why is this? Aren't they having to change ID’s every 20-40 years and start over? It’s not like they can retire and collect social security. Plus they would have to cut ties with their old lives and lose those connections so they would be unable to carry those to a new life. Sadly I've probably spent more time on this question than any other in my life. Can you help?

I disagree that they would have to give up the wealth they’ve amassed if ever they change identities, to start. Plus you’re leaving out the part where living for millennia would probably make one pretty savvy/street smart. Just sitting on a piece or two of real estate alone for more than a generation would do wonders for one’s financial state. And don’t forget the antique and dead artist market. If you’re going to live forever you might as well just amass a lot of goods and art and put it in the days’ equivalent of a storage unit. You’ll do just fine.

canafolk asked:

Does your fleshlight just have your signature on it? Or is it, y'know, "accurate" to the real thing?

Well they made me stay bent over and perfectly still for like 45 minutes while molding goo set so I would like to believe it is accurate-ish or that would have been an awkward waste of time.

metheneyc asked:

Hello, my wife is pregnant and I was wondering what you did to stay so good looking? How did you keep the stretch marks away and stay skinny?

I used cocoa butter and took vitamin e capsules every day on top of the prenatals. And then I hated 99% of food for 9 months straight. Works like a charm.